• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via justalittledisneygirl)

You still don’t trust me?

(Source: kinghiddy, via madamelokiofasgard)

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via rockonloki)

"DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie."

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(via wishingwhileyouwork)

(Source: zuzuhiddles, via lokiator)

andrewducote:

This gif set is absurdly accurate to my year of marriage with Hali.

(Source: shawnphunters, via disneybumberwump)

(via metvtron)

tastefullyoffensive:

If Superheroes Had Part-Time Jobs by Chow Hon Lam

Previously: Superheroes With Mustaches

(via disneybumberwump)

(Source: doctorwhos)

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

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Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

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Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

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Liking someone

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Liking yourself

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this easily became the best thing on tumblr

(via marvel-queen)